As always, Japanese Twitter users hit the nail on the head, responding to coronavirus mask worries with all-too Japanese anime-themed memes, from classic manga to Ghibli and Pokemon.
This April 1st, families across Japan were left wondering if Prime Minister Shinzo Abe was playing an April Fool's joke on them. As cases of COVID-19 (coronavirus) infection continue to spread across the world, and people around Japan are asking those in government to employ more proactive measures, Abe announced his newest plan to tackle Japan's coronavirus situation: an offer of two masks per household. Despite his insistence that the two washable, reusable fabric masks are a good response to the sudden demand, Japanese Twitter is unsurprisingly… unimpressed.
友人がマスク2枚よりも諭吉2枚欲しいって言ってたから作った。#マスク二枚 pic.twitter.com/VE6NitcBNX
— 森永のおいしい牛乳 (@milk3285) April 1, 2020
Twitter user @milk3285 quickly responded to the announcement with a comment about how his friend told him would have much preferred two 10,000 yen bills to two masks, including an image of the mask of his friend's dreams.
安倍首相、マスク2枚はぜひこのデザインでお願いします。枚数も2枚ではなくて20枚でお願いします。#マスク二枚でごまかすな #マスク2枚 #マスク配布 #マスク2枚でごまかすな #マスク二枚 #アベノマスク pic.twitter.com/x5VbIzQBrp
— 人生を幸せにチェンジする ゲッターラボ (@getterlabo) April 1, 2020
User @getterlabo agreed, saying "I'd like my two masks to come in this design. Also, I'd like 20 of them, not 2."
The ridicule, of course, did not stop there.
「雫、2枚だから」 pic.twitter.com/e0tLskUR8p
— ⛩️失敗即位⛩️ (@sokuishippai) April 1, 2020
Utilizing a scene from the classic Hayao Miyazaki film Whisper of the Heart, Twitter user @sokuishippai writes "Shizuku, it's because there are only two masks."
政府発表
1世帯につきマスク2枚配布へ#マスク2枚 pic.twitter.com/0eVrjGiw2c— ろんげーin Da ワインラウンジLonge【公式】 (@Longe0829) April 1, 2020
Japanese Twitter just couldn't help but imagine how their favorite families would be putting the masks to use. Can't you just feel Chihiro's pain?
マスク2枚の使い方#マスク2枚 pic.twitter.com/TMa19vFZ4j
— moistoast 災 (@moist0ast) April 1, 2020
Finally, Twitter user @moist0ast came to our rescue, showing us the proper way put the two masks to use as a four-person family! What a relief to finally understand!
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